December 9 2001
Sunday
Sodding chips and double cheese baconburger with a fried egg on top for tea again! I'm going to
look like sodding chips and double cheese baconburger with a fried egg on top in a bit. I told my mother I'd like something else
for a change. Showing lots of affection and understanding she asked me if there
was anything else I would like instead. I said chips and digital camera. Showing no affection
and understanding whatsoever
she said: 'Bugger off, Adrian', so it looks like the bed-wetting idea has failed.
Much better news is that asking you
people out there to help me to get girls to start wearing their knickers on
their heads has turned out to be an inspired idea. Already I have been e-mailed
by Gregor Barber from Oldham who has talked his girlfriend into doing it, Jason
Stirling from Edinburgh says his sister is doing it, and Steve Hibbert of
Stockport reports that he saw a woman wearing her knickers on her head in
Wilmslow - although as she was in the grounds of a mental hospital at the time
this might be just a coincidence.
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