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| February 11 2002 Monday It is my fifteenth birthday today. I am now a year away from being able to have sex legally and a quarter of an inch away from being able to have it illegally. (On the subject of my giggling pin I have been trying the penis enlarger every day for the last ten days - back to five minutes of course - and it hasn't increased my penis by as much as a millimetre, never mind a quarter of an inch. I am beginning to have reservations about it.) My mother bought me a couple of video games and some new clobber. My father bought me a diary. In February! He said it was all he could afford as he'd had to spend a lot on the rabbits and things were a bit tight. It's him who's a bit tight! He really is going to have to go. I'm thinking of trying to interest Mr Murgatroyd in my mother again. |