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January 31 2002
Thursday

    Brain Damage said there is no way that he can swallow a condom full of cocaine, sherbet dip or any other substance without it being lubricated, so it looks like his career as a mule is over before it has even begun. Stinking says that he wouldn't have any trouble swallowing a condom full of cocaine as he can swallow a walnut whip whole, no trouble, so he's going to try it tonight.
    I am definitely getting more mature and into older women because I've started to fancy Kylie Minogue.
     Tried the penis enlarger again, leaving it on for five minutes. I didn't note any increase in the size of my penis. I think you must have to keep it on for five hours, so I'm going to try that the next time, tomorrow.