March 1 2002
Friday
I asked Stinking and Brain Damage if they would throw me into a bed of
nettles
after school and they said they would do it with pleassure. I said I didn't want them to do
it with
pleassure, doing it with pity or even indifference would do fine, thank you very much. Later,
when we'd gone to the bed of nettles, just as Stinking and Brain Damage were about to
to throw me in, I noticed that we were in view of about ten kids from our
school so
I told
them to hang on until they'd gone. Stinking said they wouldn't be going as they'd all paid
fifty pee each to watch. Stinking is going to make a very
good businessman one day! Anyway, they threw me in then, and I can honestly say that
I have never known such pain in my life, it was excruciating. But it was worth it, because
almost immediately I had
big red lumps all over the exposed part of my body, which was quite a lot because
I'd taken my shirt and trousers off. I ran home as fast as I could to show my father
my 'rabbit allergy' but when I got home there was nobody in, just a note on the kitchen
table ftrom my mother telling me that my father had been called in to work to cover for sickness and
she had gone shopping. Shit!!
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