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March 1 2002
Friday

    I asked Stinking and Brain Damage if they would throw me into a bed of nettles after school and they said they would do it with pleassure. I said I didn't want them to do it with pleassure, doing it with pity or even indifference would do fine, thank you very much. Later, when we'd gone to the bed of nettles, just as Stinking and Brain Damage were about to to throw me in, I noticed that we were in view of about ten kids from our school so I told them to hang on until they'd gone. Stinking said they wouldn't be going as they'd all paid fifty pee each to watch. Stinking is going to make a very good businessman one day! Anyway, they threw me in then, and I can honestly say that I have never known such pain in my life, it was excruciating. But it was worth it, because almost immediately I had big red lumps all over the exposed part of my body, which was quite a lot because I'd taken my shirt and trousers off. I ran home as fast as I could to show my father my 'rabbit allergy' but when I got home there was nobody in, just a note on the kitchen table ftrom my mother telling me that my father had been called in to work to cover for sickness and she had gone shopping. Shit!!