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March 21 2002
Thursday

    My father and mother have had another row over Madeline. My father said that if she was going to carry on stuffing herself like a pig while she was under his roof she would have to start sharing the household expenses. My mother said that half the roof she was under was hers and that she didn't know how my father could even think of money when his daughter's welfare was at stake, and my father said he wouldn't have any money left to think about for much longer if Madeline didn't stop eating like there was no tomorrow, and they ended up having a right humdinger bringing up all sorts of old grievances. If they carry on like this they won't be together for much longer so I am going to try to be especially nice to Madeline so that she stays with us as long as possible.
    I will have had my circumcision for a week by tomorrow and by some sort of miracle I have not had an erection, although I must say it was easier than what I thought it would be. I will have an erection tomorrow and I hope it has all been worth it.