Air Mail is a collection of comic correspondence to forty different airlines. Prepare to meet the 42-stone man who has never flown before and stands fat chance of doing so; the passenger who will enjoy his flight much more if he is allowed to have an inflatable rubber woman on his knee; and the man who said goodbye to his false teeth as well as the air hostess. Travelling bugbears like excess- luggage charges, alongside more surreal concerns such as how to fly an elephant back from India,Air Mail is one package you'll never want to 'return to sender'.

The following is a small sample from the book.

Mr T Ravenscroft
11 Linglands Rd
New Mills
STOCKPORT
Cheshire SK14 3BL

Air UK Ltd
Stansted House
Stansted Airport
Essex
CM24 1QT

Dear Air UK

I recently travelled with your airline, and what an exciting experience it was! It was the very first time that I have ever flown, but you can rest assured I will be flying with Air UK on many more occasions in the future if my first experience was anything to go by. Everything about the flight was excellent - although I have heard that Air 2000 could give you a run for your money as far as the in-flight catering goes - but what excited me the most was the sight of your stewardesses. How lovely they looked in their smart Air UK uniforms! And this gets me to the point of my letter. Is it possible to buy an Air UK stewardess uniform? I'm sure that if my wife owned one and she wore it at the appropriate time it would be all that was needed to but a bit of spice back into our sex life.
I look forward eagerly to your reply.

Yours sincerely

T Ravenscroft (Mr)


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