After foiling the plans of countless power-hungry villains bent on world domination the bringing to book of the evil Dr Goldnojaws, who
only wants to dominate
Stockport, should present no problem for top secret agent James Blond. However in addition to taking on Goldnojaws and his evil sidekick
BloJob, Blond has to
wrestle with a prostate problem, so things aren't quite as straightforward as he would have liked. Then to make matters worse he starts
having girlfriend trouble....
The following is a small sample from the book.
He took the cool glass and looked straight into the eyes of the object of his
affection."Please, all my lovers call me James."
Pisa Vass returned his look, unblinkingly. "But I have never been your lover, Mr Blond."
She turned from him as if to walk away, but before she could he caught her
lightly by the shoulders and applied just enough pressure to persuade her to turn to face him. "A state of affairs I
am now going to take the greatest pleasure in rectifying," he said, permitting his hands to slide down her arms to
encircle her slender waist. He nodded towards the bedroom. "Come, my lovely Pisa Vass."
"No." She pushed him away, not at all violently, but firmly enough to make it clear she meant what she said.
Blond was surprised to say the least. He raised a puzzled eyebrow. "No?"
"I can't."
I'm having my period."
"Having your period?"
"Yes. Sorry."
He was completely baffled. "But....I mean you can't be.the girls I meet are never having their period."
"Well I'm having mine," said Pisa, simply.
Blond simply couldn't credit it; for he was speaking the gospel truth. Just like the James Bond of book and
film fame not once in his entire career had he encountered a girl who happened to be having her period when he came
a calling; that sort of thing just didn't happen to famous secret agents.
The girl smiled pleasantly. "I could manage a hand job?"
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