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Batchelors Foods
Croydon
CR9 1JQ
Dear Batchelors Foods
I have just used one of your Delicately Flavoured Rice packets, and very nice
it was too. I just wish there had been more of it. In fact I expected there
to be more of it, as it clearly stated on the packet '3 to 4 servings.' To
whom exactly, sparrows?
If this seems facetious it certainly isn't meant to be,
because after following your cooking instructions, and
dividing the cooked rice into four, I can honestly say
that each of the four portions was a good deal
smaller than the portions of rice I saw being
doled out to the prisoners of war in the film 'The
Bridge on the River Kwai.' In fact if they'd had to
survive on your portions of delicately Flavoured Rice
there's a good chance they would still be building the bridge, Alec Guinness
or no Alec Guinness.
Is it possible that I got a faulty packet?
Yours faithfully  |