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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

21st April 1997

Bernard Matthews Foods Ltd
Norwich
Norfolk
NR9 5QD

Dear Bernard Matthews

Very surprisingly I have a complaint to make about your Willy Whales. I say surprisingly because, although I am not personally familiar with your turkey products, preferring my turkey only at Christmas and with traditional chestnut stuffing and oven chips, my three children absolutely love them.

The complaint comes from my middle son Henry, who says that your Willy Whales taste fishy. Now it must be admitted that Henry has not the most discerning of palates, far too much junk food passes his lips for him to be able to claim that, but I tried a bite of a Willy Whale myself and I must say I agree with him.

I realise of course that your turkeys are fed fish products, and that this can lead to your turkey meat usually tasting a bit of the fishy side, but the turkey meat in your Willy Whales was extremely fishy indeed. Maybe you could offer up an explanation for this?


Yours faithfully