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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

17th June 1997

Linda Bell
Bird's Eye Wall's Ltd
Station Avenue
Walton-on- Thames
Surrey
KT12 1NT

Dear Linda Bell

Thank you for your letter of 11th June. However you don't shake off a boil-in-the-bag kipper fan that easily! Regarding your point about your inability to supply me on a regular basis, there would be no need for you to do this as I will quite happily take a lifetimes supply at one go. I have worked out my requirements, and, assuming that I live to be eighty (Which I am sure to do if I continue to eat Bird's Eye Boil-in-the-bag Kipper Fillets!), I will need a roll of polythene 2125 metres long by one metre wide.

Fortunately I will be in the Walton-on-Thames area on the 1st of August, so I will pop into your factory to pick it up. In the meantime if you could let me know the cost I will put you a cheque in the post.


Yours faithfully