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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

15th May 1997

Your ref JD


Joanne Dann
G Costa and Co Ltd
Aylesford
Kent
ME20 7NA


Dear Joanne Dann

If you have in fact scoured your stock to locate on the label the claim that your Blue Dragon Water Chestnuts have freshening qualities then all I can say is that you need a new scourer.

I attach, for your information, a label which clearly claims such qualities, and I consider that if you make such claims you should be prepared to stand by them. Furthermore, your failing to point out on your label that if your water chestnuts are mixed with other ingredients then their power to sweeten their breath is negated, which resulted in my suffering a badly bruised shin, is nothing less than negligence. Unless you want to risk others meeting the same fate I would seriously consider a major label rethink.

I had to buy another can of your water chestnuts in order to obtain a label so I expect you to reimburse me with the cost.


Yours faithfully