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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

12th May 1997

Gary Brookes
Legal & Finance Dept
The Jacob's Bakery Ltd
P.O.Box 1
Long Lane
Liverpool
L9 7BQ

Dear Gary Brookes

Thank you for your letter of 20th April. Unfortunately it arrived too late for me to alter the wording on our 'Club Foot' wrapper, so we went ahead with it as it was.

Our anniversary was last Saturday and I am happy to report that it was an unqualified success, especially chocolate biscuitwise. We made a total of 5000 biscuits and each and every one was sold. Not only that, the biscuits were enjoyed by all who bought them; in fact one man went so far as to say that our Club Foot biscuit was better than your Club biscuit, but I think he was just being nice to us, and anyway he isn't long out of the mental hospital and there are some who hold that he should never have been discharged.

I can report that the occasion was such a great success that we hope to make it an annual event. In closing, I and my fellow members would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts. (Except for Mr Beasley, who has recently had a heart transplant, so he would like to thank you from the bottom of somebody else's heart)

Yours faithfully