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Keith Wilson
John West Foods Ltd
West House
Bixteth Street
Liverpool
L3 9SR
Dear Keith Wilson
Thankyou for your letter of 21sth April.
It seems that in order to enlist your help I will have to come
clean about my personal medical condition. Your being a man
is a big help, God knows what I would have done had you been
a woman. The thing is I am having trouble 'performing',
if you know what I mean. Now I like sex as much as I like
anchovies, so you can imagine my dilemma. With this in
mind, perhaps you can see your way to helping me?
It looks like I will have to obtain some
'fully retorted' anchovies, whatever that
means. If I could get hold of some anchovies
would I be able to fully retort them myself?
I look forward to hearing from you.
Yours faithfully  |
