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23 Hillside View
New Mills
HIGH PEAK
SK22 3DF

15th May 1997

G H Williams (Mrs)
Kwik Save Stores Ltd
Warren Drive
Prestatyn
Denbighshire
LL19 7HU


Dear Mrs Williams

I'm afraid I can't return the product to you as what I didn't eat I threw in the bin. However, since writing to you I have opened another can of your No Frills Baked Beans and can report that they were exactly the same as the others, i.e. poor, so this quality would appear to be the norm.

It seems to me that you have sent me a standard reply, since I made no reference in my letter to having found a foreign body in the beans. In fact I would have welcomed a foreign body in them as then they might have tasted of something.

I reiterate that my complaint is that your No Frills Baked Beans have No Taste. I also suggested that the reason for this might be that your manufacturers are using all the good beans for their own brand baked beans. I think it would serve your interests well if you challenged them on this. In the meantime what about my enquiry about No Frills Lobster Bisque?

Yours faithfully