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J Sainsburys PLC
Warren Street
Stockport
Dear J Sainsburys
Reference you advertisement for New Zealand Lamb in The Sunday
Times Magazine, today's date, in which you say you will 'Refund
your money in full if your taste buds aren't delighted.' Well
last Saturday I purchased a joint of your New Zealand Lamb,
which we had for Sunday lunch along with our usual oven chips,
and whilst my taste buds were by no means offended they were
certainly not delighted. I must point out here that my taste
buds are in fine working order. Proof of this, if proof were
needed, is that as I enjoy a Big Mac as much as anyone.
I would also point out that we gave the remains of the joint
to our dog Rantzen and it made him sick - although along
with the lamb we gave him a few sprouts which had been tossed
in 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter', so that may very well have
had something to do with it. However, taking both opinions
into consideration, mine and the dog's, it would seem that
by the terms of your advertisement I am due for my money back
. Could you please therefore let me know how I go about getting it?
Yours faithfully  |
