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Your ref 478771
Marc Turnbull
Tesco
PO Box 73
Baird Avenue
Dundee
DD1 9NF
Dear Marc Turnbull
Thankyou for the leaflets. However I am not a child,
nor am I elderly, and I am most certainly not pregnant
- although my wife might soon be if milk-soaked anchovies
continue to improve my sex drive at the rate they have
been doing.
I will read the other leaflets with interest, especially
your Healthy Eating Guide to Fat and Cholesterol, where
I hope to find a Healthy Eating Meat and Potato Pie.
I won't forget to send you a postcard, which will be rich in fibre.
Yours faithfully  |
