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Your ref 0059336A
Jayne Pratt
Van den Bergh Foods Ltd
Brooke House Manor Royal
Crawley
West Sussex
RH10 2RQ
Dear Jayne Pratt
Thank you for your letter of 15th April.
You are right, taste is indeed a personal preference.
It was therefore with some surprise that I noted your
company motto on your letter heading reads 'In touch
with people's tastes.' By your own admission -
'that taste is a personal preference' - this is a false
statement. To be truthful and meaningful your motto
should be 'In touch with some people's taste', or,
even more truthfully, 'In touch with the taste of
people who haven't got any taste.'
I also couldn't help noticing that you have a Royal
Warrant to supply Her Majesty The Queen with Low
Fat Spreads and Margarine. No wonder she always looks so miserable.
Yours faithfully  |
