YOU'VE BEEN TO THE REAL GREECE. NOW TRY THE UNREAL GREECE!

     Come with us to the unreal Greece where:-

     The food served in the tavernas is hot, rather than something which has made its way
     from the kitchen to your table via the North Pole.

     You can walk around town without your nose being assaulted by the stink of drains every
     few minutes.

     They don’t have at least twenty different spellings of the word hamburger, such as
     humbleburger, harmburger and hambugger,which although misspellings are spot on as to
     the quality of the hamburgers in question.

      Power cuts are the national sport.

      You can walk past a restaurant without being accosted by a young Greek who is far better-
      looking than you and who implores you to step inside for ‘many of our lovely foods’ and
      won’t take no for an answer.

      You can dine outside without being up to the arse in stray cats.

      You can put used toilet paper down the lavatory instead of having to put it in a bin

      There is a sporting chance of getting hot water in a reasonable quantity when you turn on
      the hot water tap.

      They have plugs for the sinks, so you don’t have to fashion one out of rolled up toilet paper
      which you then have to drop in a bin of used toilet paper because you can’t flush it
      down the toilet when you’ve finished with it.

      You can’t hear exactly the same bouzouki music playing everywhere you go

      Cockroaches are regarded as pets.