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Yashmac    Waterproof yashmak

Yellow River    (1) A river in China. (2) Another river in China, not yellow, but full of Chinese people.

Ye Olde Englishe Tea Shoppe    Cafe whiche wille charge ye welle overe the oddse simplye because they've addede an 'e' to everye lettere of the name of theire shoppe to make it sounde classye.


Yeti    Mythical inhabitant of the Himalayan mountain range, aka The Abominable Snowman. A young yeti who is still a virgin is called as a Not Yeti. A female yeti who hardly ever has an orgasm is known as a Not Yet, because of the reply they give to their partner during lovemaking, i.e. "Are you coming. love?" "Not yet".


You Fat Bastard   Cry chanted at a footballer by members of the crowd who are usually fatter bastards than the object of the chant.

You Only Live As Long As Mugs Keep Paying To See Yet Another Far-fetched Film About Some Prat Intent On World Domination    Text of an email sent by the producer of the James Bond films to Daniel Craig.

You Thin Bastard   Cry chanted at a football player by people in the crowd in Ethiopia.

You’ve Been Farmed   TV clip show about people who have fell into combine harvesters.